I would answer this, but I am currently smoking a cigarette while trying to figure out which cupholder contains my Red Bull and surfing the internet on my phone, programming my GPS while rushing down I-64E, late for work.

Not exactly. The name I grew up with, Kristen Price, is also the name of a porn star, although Kristen is not my legal first name.

Still, I didn't know it until I googled it.

No one felt the need to tell me.

Who HASN'T been pinched for not wearing green. Once day a year in high school, I would entertain many happy thoughts of cheerfully beating mindless fucks to death with my civics/history books (they are the heaviest you know), but of course, every year I settled for donning my "just fucking try it and die" face.

Sometimes it worked.

Sometimes it didn' ( Read more... )